alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(Source: menthuthuyoupi)

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(Source: stability)

landorus:

cute girls saying nice things about me makes me stronger

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

fandomsandfeminism:

Men: “So you WANT to make it easier for ALL little girls to be successful?”

YES! WHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHERE ENCOURAGING FEMALE SUCCESS IS SO BIZARRE THAT YOU FRAME IF AS HYPERBOLIC UNREASONABLE THING? 

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready