token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

(Source: illkim)

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

(Source: fingerblaster113)